Friday, March 29, 2013

Kenoki Answers the Twenty Questions

1. What your full name? Do you have a nickname no one calls you anymore?

Roderick Kashawn Harvey, Nobody calls me by my nickname Man anymore. Thank God I dont live in Albany, Ga.

2. If given the choice of any person alive or dead with whom would you want over to dinner as a guest? Why? 

I would like to have dinner with Julius Ceaser. Id want to know did he really fuck cleopatra and know if she was really a bad bitch as they say she was. And also ask him did he really want Octavian to succeed him.

3. Before making an important telephone call do you rehearse what it is you're going to say? What do you think about people who do? 

I only rehearse a call before I make it when Im on a job. Thats the best way you can handle that.

4. Explain in as much detail as possible what would constitute a perfect day for you. 

Waking up to my lover kissing me on my neck and pinching my nipples as he tells me good morning, Hot passion in the shower, going into the kitchen he's naked cooking grits, eggs, toast, bacon, and a fruit cup for breakfast as I sit at the table he tells me we are leaving in an hour. I put on my boots, my jeans, my favorite shirt and we are on the road to somewhere, Its the airport, Our flight to Miami, Fl. will arrive in fourty-five minutes, I open the drunk and our bags already packed. He thought of everything even my toothbrush and mouthwash, The flight is smooth and the weather is clear, touchdown in Miami, our car is ready, the hotel is next to the beach. Night time and its wonderful, not a worry or care in the world. Quality time with my lover and we are talking about everything and laughing. We fall asleep on the beach in a blanket cuddle up like two pups. Still no worries cause my new permanent job starts Thursday and we just one day in Miami. A perfect day.

5. When was the last time you sang to yourself to someone else? Would you ever sing in public in honor of someone you love?

 I have never really sang that much but, I would sing about the person I love in public.

6. If you could live to 100 and retain either your mind or your body at 30 for the rest of your life which would you choose? 

I would like to keep my mind. I can just find another body to put my mind in. They do it on cartoons and TV. Duh the movie Surrogates.

7. Do you have a secret hunch about how you will die? Would you want to know exactly how when and where you will die? 

I think I have smoked more cigarettes thank blunts, so I think that It will be cancer. But I have slowed down a lot lately. So I guess fighting off Zombies. If I get turned just shot me in the head.

8. If you could change anything about the way you were raised what would it be? 

I would have paid more attention to myself and been a source of consistent emotional support to myself. Would have saved me a lot of time from playing with matches, lighters, and talking to myself.

9. If you could wake up tomorrow having gained any one ability or quality what would it be and why? 

I think waking up as a Psychic is something what Id want to wake up to. I could go anywhere and get a job shit I could get anything. But seriously just knowing what to say or do to win things in my favor is what Id like to be able to do. I absolutely have no luck.

10. Is there something you have dreamed of doing for a long time? Why haven't you done it? 

I have dreamed of being an actor so my family can see how talented I really am so they don't have to feel ashamed or embarrassed of me.

11. What is your most treasured memory? How would your personality or life change if you discovered that the memory was false? 

The day my father told me the love me and he accept me as I am. And that he wants the best for me in life no matter what it is. If those were crocodile tears I would not trust anything he said or is side of my gene pool. Too old to hear lies from anyone.

12. If you knew that in one year's time you'd die suddenly is there anything in your life you'd change right now? 

If I died in one year I would probably stop feeling like I wasn't enough as a person because of my short comings and failures.

13. What was the most embarrassing moment in your life? Do you still feel any embarrassment when you think about it? 

Finding the person that I loved so much sitting in a bar with someone that hated me. I still have a problem with trusting people in general.

14. When was the last time you cried in front of another person? By yourself? 

I cried one time in front of someone and the guy actually nutted on himself. By myself, that hasn't been a long time since I cried by myself. It helps to let it out.

15. What, if anything, is too serious to joke about? Why? Do people ever think of you as insensitive? 

I guess because I have always been the subject most jokes by family and friends. The few that I have or the ones I thought I had.

16. What is the biggest misconception people have about you? Is there anything you can do to change it? 

I come off as a bit of being mean and angry to most people. I guess because I look so butch. I don't have enough money to change my face.

17. When was the last time you were afraid that you were about to die? Did you feel grateful or lucky to be alive afterward? 

I think that I was about five when that happend. However, I was too busy sitting on the floor of the candy red Cadillac of Grandfather's car eating cheese puffs and drinking fruit punch out of a 2 liter carton to think about the car accident my pregnant mother was to really care about my own life. Two weeks later my mother had my brother.

18. If you were to die tomorrow is there anything you wish you would have done? Not done? 

I would want to have at least traveled to Rome and see the old architecture of Ancient Rome. Wished that I would have never met that one person I trusted so much but his name will not be mentioned cause he is the devil in disguise.

19. If you were forced to flee a burning house and you could easily save any item without endangering your life or others, what would you save? 

I think that I would save my memoir on my zip drive.

20. What do you feel most ashamed about doing in your life? Most proud of? 

 Im mostly ashamed that throughout my life I never applied myself harder in my younger days and Im most proud of myself for having the ability to do whatever it takes to achieve any struggle or problem I have even traveling from work in the cold and rain. God knows there are days I have done that.

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